I don't need anger management - I need people to stop pissing me off!
I did not fall, I just attacked the floor
Misspelling a word so horribly that the spell checker has no suggestions.
The guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with that cow?
My internet is so slow right now that it's faster to drive to Google headquarters and ask them crap in person.
Love is like just a brick. You can build a house with it, or you can sink a dead body.
Successful people are successful because they are willing to do what unsuccessful people are unwilling to do. So simple & So true.
what happened...long story...I got time... Crap I need a new excuse
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
you're six, why do you have a phone? who are you going to call? dora?

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