when you actually have walked into a parked car. xD
If he still wears light up shoes with powerrangers on his shirts he's to young for you chick ;)
Never apologize for what you feel.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.
what happened...long story...I got time... Crap I need a new excuse
Successful people are successful because they are willing to do what unsuccessful people are unwilling to do. So simple & So true.
Love is like just a brick. You can build a house with it, or you can sink a dead body.
Thanks god everyday for this life
Hey STOP! STOP! STOP!...'I have a rock in my shoe'

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