I Like Dis

	day dreaming and having people wonder what the hell I'm smiling about
	I did not fall, I just attacked the floor
	i didnt... o.O
	When u know no one texted u because u had ur phone by u the whole time and u would have heard if soMeone did, and checking anyways cuz ur bored
	He's my soulmate, but I'm not his
	Mom, im 16 now. can i have a bra? ...no, justin.
	I'm just gonna sleep 10 more minutes... 7:10... 7:20... 7:45...
	The guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with that cow?
	Random moment when you just want to scream out WENIS!
	You eat something and you think it's realllly good and whoever is around you, you want them to try a bite.

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